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YES NO
Felt
that Getting Older was certainly not
Getting Better?
Been on a first name basis with the Seven Dwarfs
of Menopause:
Itchy
Bitchy Sweaty Sleepy Bloated
Forgetful All-Dried-Up
Eaten a tomato and
gained five pounds?
Looked in the
mirror and fainted from shock?
Wondered how your mother’s rear end ended up on your
body?
Wondered why your memory went south for more than just the
winter?
Wondered why
you are tired all the time?
Looked
at your husband and thought, “What did I ever see in him?”
Wished your husband felt that sex once a
quarter equaled a great sex life?
Noticed
hair growing where it didn’t used to be?
Wished you
were married to a Plastic Surgeon?
Wished
that the results of your annual physical belonged to your
worst enemy?
Noticed
that you used to be taller?
Been
told that your symptoms were ‘all in your head’?
Thought that the word ‘pumpkin’ should
be added to the Body Shape Types?
Felt
Hopeless about getting older?
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